bouncybucky:

merlin meme – one male character

arthur pendragon in S5xE13

gay4katiemcgrath:

I’m gonna need Katie to show up at a con in her Morgana cloak I SPEAK IT

obtainment:

_{“There’s no…uh…disgrace for a servant to lose to his King.”
“Or a King to a servant.”}

hypnoticcastiel:

damascened:

Sunrise by ThymusS

sunRise, ok, do you feel the magic of that, bc i get the message.

we need a merthur-reincarnation fan-moviee!!!!

ao3tagoftheday:

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

ao3tagoftheday:

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

ao3tagoftheday:

trainedunprofessional:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image description: Tag reading “Thirty Korean Grandmothers”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A family can be…

I READ THIS AS “THIRSTY KOREAN GRANDMOTHERS” AND I JUST DON’T KNOW ANYMORE

Congratulations, you managed to shock me. That doesn’t happen very often.

Speaking as a woman who was once groped by a group of Korean grandmothers, thirsty sort of works too

I don’t want to pry, but I really need to know what happened.

I’m Canadian, but I lived and worked in South Korea for a few years a while ago. I’ve got a really big chest, and sometimes people would comment / ask me if they were real / etc.

I used to walk to work by taking a short cut through a bunch of apartment buildings and one morning, I was walking in one direction and a group of about 8 or 9 Korean grandmas was walking in the other direction. One of them broke off from the group and asked me in Korean if my boobs were real. I confirmed that they were. She wanted to see for herself, so she copped a feel.

It wasn’t sexy or assault-y or anything. Just an old woman seeing a G cup for the first time in her life and not quite believing it. She waved her friends over so they could see for themselves.

I was a bit surprised, but not at all threatened, so I let them each take a poke or have a squeeze, and we all exchanged “have a good day” type pleasantries and went about our days.

Well alrighty then!

Team I’m Too Scared To Tell You I Love You I’ll Just Get Really Close To It To Torture Myself

221spn:

fifty-5ty:

lett-them-eatt-cake:

assbuttsinpurgatory:

Merlin AU 

└The flowers are for Merlin.

We all know that when Merlin had to write a note pretending it was from Arthur he wrote exactly what he would want to hear from Arthur if he received a love note from him. 

@lett-them-eatt-cake Absolutely! Just look at how happy and delighted Merlin is thinking about it. That’s happier than a servant should be writing a love note for his master’s “girlfriend”. It’s the kind of happy-giddy look someone gets when they get a love note from their crush/love. You know that the writers wrote the scene this way (complete with a note with no addresse on it), on purpose.

jabberwockypie:

drst:

smitethepatriarchy:

brainstatic:

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

You can cure a LOT with spite.

sherlockthehobbitthings:

ynngaa:

I will forever wonder what was Arthur’s train of thoughts when he asked Merlin about his limping after inquisitively questioning him about a tryst he believed his servant just had (because that’s what enchanted Gwen told him to explain Merlin’s absence while he was dying in the forest as usual)

aka the episode when Arthur has to ask Gaius to dress him

#Who fucked your ass so hard you couldn’t walk? #Who Merlin? #Bet I can fuck you harder #WHILE also stabbing them

tracionn:

(insp.)

These two… ½