Arthur: Merlin is ugly, Merlin is useless, A GIRL thinks MERLIN is HOT?!?! Hahahha. She must be blind. And a troll. Look at Merlin, he is stupid and scrawny and looks like a cat’s behind
Gwaine: *flirts with Merlin*
Arthur: WOW HOW DARE YOU. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. THAT IS PROPERTY OF THE HEIR TO THE ROYAL THRONE GET OUT, Father please exile this man
Tag: canon
Merlin is such a jealous hoe, I love it. Some dude flatters Arthur? Merlin shoves him. Arthur goes on a picnic with a girl? Merlin will spend the whole evening throwing them dirty looks. Mordred fought well and Arthur is complimenting him? “MY LORD!!!”
PAY ATTENTION TO ME. Arthur is hugging Gwen? Merlin makes a bitchy comment to get Arthur’s attention. Why is all this canon. Why are you so jealous Merlin jfc
Merlin Ep 2
Merlin: God Gaius I hate this job it is awful and Arthur is mean and he bullies me and I hate it
Arthur: You’re fired
Merlin: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I FEEL LIKE DYING
Merlin: It’s very muggy outside today, Arthur.
Arthur: If I go outside, and all of the castle mugs are in the courtyard, I’m firing you.
Merlin: [sips coffee from bowl]
Throwback to the time Arthur got a mild heart attack from thinking that Merlin had listened to him jerk off
and moan his name
what do you mean this isn’t how it happened
merlin 