Merlin AU: Arthur was supposed to take pictures of the Albion swim team. He really was. But then this one guy with the most adorable cheekbones sat down on the other side of the pool. He could say it was his fault that he’d kept distracting him with those curious blue eyes and clear-cut shoulder blades…Arthur wondered if he’d notice him take a few shots. Of course that caught his attention.
“You’ve been staring at my arse ever since I walked in!”
“Don’t flatter yourself. You got a name?” "It’s Merlin, you prat!“
Author: merls
Lancelot: “You… you rude person!” Merlin: “Go easy on him Lancelot”
Arthur Pendragon radiates a pussy clenching amount of Big Dick Energy but at the same time an unbelievable amount of Dumb Bitch Energy and honestly he just gives so many mixed signals I’m confused
this post was ghostwritten by merlin