Arthur: Merlin is ugly, Merlin is useless, A GIRL thinks MERLIN is HOT?!?! Hahahha. She must be blind. And a troll. Look at Merlin, he is stupid and scrawny and looks like a cat’s behind
Gwaine: *flirts with Merlin*
Arthur: WOW HOW DARE YOU. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. THAT IS PROPERTY OF THE HEIR TO THE ROYAL THRONE GET OUT, Father please exile this man