hosted by gaius harvey
sorcerers’ team: merlin, morgana, mordred, morgause, nimueh
knights’ team: arthur, gwaine, lancelot, leon, and kilgharrah because percy and elyan were a no-show (said they’d rather die on the battlefield than of embarrassment)
– merlin is the one that gives the dumbest answers with the most confidence, with will in the audience yelling “good answer, merls!!”
– arthur vs morgana at the buzzer. gaius harvey: “name something that follows the word pork.” arthur gets the buzzer first. leans into the mike. the entire room goes silent. “cupine,” he says, smug. gaius walks offstage while uther cheers and claps in the audience
– gwaine does the running man whenever he gets a scoring answer. lancelot regrets ever being born
– mordred and morgana at least try to answer properly (sniping at the other team all the while)
– gaius harvey: “if you were fixing your friend up on a blind date with anhora, how would you describe him to the friend?” kilgharrah: “he loves horns. he’s a horn-dog”
– gaius harvey: “we polled the audience for this – name something that gets hard when it gets cold.” leon: “my nipples.” morgause and nimueh start clapping sarcastically but it turns out to be the #2 answer
– fast money, gaius harvey: “name something you see on a football field during the game.” merlin automatically: “arthur’s arse.”
– gwen and hunith pretend they don’t know anyone on stage and leave after ten minutes
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